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| I eagerly await your electronic greetings, questions, comments, suggestions, hate-mail, and/or marriage proposals.Please me a message as I am poor, bored, lonely, yet devastatingly attractive. |
| Actually, I 'm a liar and a thief. And I'm not bored either, I was just appealing to your pity. |
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