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| My Name is... |
| Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) |
| My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady |
| Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) |
| My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady |
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| Ahem.. excuse me! |
| Can I have the attention of the class |
| for one second? |
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| Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) |
| Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) |
| Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) |
| Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) |
| My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight |
| but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) |
| And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" |
| Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" |
| Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else |
| Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt |
| Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off |
| And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross |
| I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass |
| faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast |
| C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) |
| I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! |
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| My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high |
| Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five |
| I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler |
| and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper |
| Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up |
| Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup |
| Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians |
| in a spaceship while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" |
| Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to |
| I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!) |
| I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper |
| Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) |
| You know you blew up when the women rush your stands |
| and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) |
| This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph |
| (Dude, can I get your autograph?) |
| So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!' |
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| Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) |
| Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! |
| I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!) |
| I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive |
| (Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide |
| I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) |
| All my life I was very deprived |
| I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide |
| (Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) |
| I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) |
| When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits |
| HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) |
| YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!) |
| I lay awake and strap myself in the bed |
| Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) |
| I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) |
| And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) |
| Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had |
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| EDITED MTV VERSION |
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| Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) |
| My name is.. <scratches> Slim Shady |
| Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) |
| My name is.. <scratches> Slim Shady |
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| Ahem.. excuse me! |
| Can I have the attention of the class |
| for one second? |
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| Hi kids! Do you like Primus? (Yeah yeah!) |
| Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) |
| Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? |
| Try {'cid} and get messed up worse that my life is? |
| My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight |
| but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to {impregnate} |
| And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" |
| Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" |
| Well since age twelve, I've felt like a caged elf |
| who stayed to himself, in one space, chasin his tail |
| Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off |
| Kissed em and said, "I ain't know silicone was 'sposed to be this soft" |
| I'm bout to pass out and crash, and fall in the grass |
| faster than a fat man who sat down too fast |
| C'mere lady! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) |
| I don't give a damn, Dre sent me to tick the world off! |
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| My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Damn!) |
| Thanks a lot.. next semester, I'll be thirty-five |
| I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler |
| and told him to change the grade on the paper (Now!) |
| Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up |
| Served the bartender, then walked out with a tip cup |
| Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians |
| in a spaceship while they're screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" |
| Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to |
| I just found out my mom does more {dope} than I do |
| I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper |
| Make a record about doin {drugs} and name it after her (Here mom!) |
| You know you blew up when the women rush your stands |
| and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) |
| This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) |
| So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, {ASSHOLE!}' |
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| Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) |
| Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! |
| I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die |
| I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive |
| Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide |
| I just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) |
| All my life I was very deprived |
| I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide |
| Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) |
| I spit when I talk, I'll {fuck} anything that walks (C'mere) |
| When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits |
| HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO {TITS!} (WAH!) |
| I lay awake and strap myself in the bed |
| Put a bulleproof vest on and tap myself in the head (BANG!) |
| I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) |
| And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) |
| Ask him if he bought a porno mag and seen my ad |
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